Back by popular demand… it’s an Objectino! This time, a scene from a marriage….
A JACKE WILSON OBJECTINO*
HIM: Okay, I think I’ll head out to the dentist’s office.
HER: Already? Your appointment’s not for twenty minutes. It takes ten minutes to get there.
HIM: Well, by the time I park, get checked in…
HER: You could wait here five minutes and still make it in plenty of time.
HIM: Why would I wait here? I’m ready to go. Maybe they can take me early, and I can just get on with my day. What if I hit traffic or something?
HER: You just don’t want to sit here and try to relax, do you? Because then you’d think about yourself. And how much you hate yourself. That would be five minutes of torture, wouldn’t it?
HIM: Maybe I’ll have car trouble. Maybe their parking lot will be under construction…
HER: Maybe you’ll never have to spend five minutes alone with your own thoughts. Ever again.
HIM: WELL IF I LEAVE NOW IT’S A POSSIBILITY!!!!