Introducing…the Objectino!*
Overheard at an office meeting:
WOMAN 1: I’ve always had this thing for the days of real glamour. You know, like the Fifties and Sixties, when women had style. I was born at the wrong time! I could see myself as an Audrey Hepburn…or a Jackie O…
WOMAN 2: There’s a potato chip on your boob.