Another day, another Objectino.* This one straight from the courthouse…
A JACKE WILSON OBJECTINO
Overheard at a legal proceeding:
LAWYER 1: What’s the best case name you ever cited in a brief? For me, I figure it’s gotta be Lone Star Ladies v. Schlotzsky’s Deli. Or here’s one for you: Fattman v. Bear. New Jersey case.
LAWYER 2: Fattman v. Bear? [chuckling] That’s pretty vivid.
LAWYER 1: No kidding. [shudders] Kind of makes me feel ill, just picturing it.