It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of Good Fortune must be in want to go.
–Google Voice, attempting to transcribe the first line of what it believes to be “Pride and Prejudice: Fight in Action” [known to human beings as “Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen”]
(And yes, this means I’m enjoying listening to the entries in our Greatest First Lines in Literature Contest and its sibling Calling All NaNoWriMoers! Tell Us Your First Line and Win a Free Book! Both contests are still open – follow those links and send me your entry today!)